Saturday, January 31, 2009

Number Twenty-Four

Everybody's heard of the butterfly effect. Rube.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Number Twenty-Three

If you don't now, you never will, unless you do, in which case you have.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Number Twenty-Two

The beauty of being a degenerate is that no one invites you to speak at the local high school.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Number Twenty-One

I'm only allergic to three things: liquids, solids, and gases.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Number Eighteen

Don't be a shmendrick; try to be a mentsh.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Number Seventeen

There are no Google results for "sexy bitches named Fred"

Friday, January 23, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Number Thirteen

I've lost the will to live.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Number Twelve

Some people know more than others. Some people have more than others. Some people are more than others. In that they are fatter, more alive, or taller.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Number Eleven

What is needed is a world-directed buddhism. Like Nietzsche's.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Number Ten

The most satisfying relationship is the one in which the other person's version of you is the one you like best.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Number Nine

location, location, location

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Number Eight

Photographers tend to kill themselves; I don't know why.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Number Seven

For the theatre one needs long arms; it is better to have them too long than too short. An artiste with short arms can never, never make a fine gesture. --Roland Barthes

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Number Six

Muji notebooks are the best of all in all respects.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Number Five

Maxwell House Colombian Coffee is very good; and I'm used to the expensive stuff!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Number Four

To maintain sanity, you must be able to maintain a playful relationship with life. For example, you can wear brown shoes with a black sweater in the house when no one's around.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Number Three

To stay up-to-date in the current cultural climate:


Not the freedom that isn't there, but the plenitude that is.

Not the depth that isn't there, but the amplitude that is.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Number Two

Moleskine notebook paper is of cheaper quality than Rhodia notebook paper in every respect.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Number One

You can use the same utensil for the same purpose for a week before you get disgusted with yourself.