Number Twenty-Four

Everybody's heard of the butterfly effect. Rube.

Number Twenty-Three

If you don't now, you never will, unless you do, in which case you have.

Number Twenty-Two

The beauty of being a degenerate is that no one invites you to speak at the local high school.

Number Twenty-One

I'm only allergic to three things: liquids, solids, and gases.

Number Twenty

Lunar New Year!

Number Nineteen

Number Eighteen

Don't be a shmendrick; try to be a mentsh.

Number Seventeen

There are no Google results for "sexy bitches named Fred"

Number Sixteen

Number Fifteen

There is no number fifteen.

Number Fourteen

It was behind the radiator.

Number Thirteen

I've lost the will to live.

Number Twelve

Some people know more than others. Some people have more than others. Some people are more than others. In that they are fatter, more alive, or taller.

Number Eleven

What is needed is a world-directed buddhism. Like Nietzsche's.

Number Ten

The most satisfying relationship is the one in which the other person's version of you is the one you like best.

Number Nine

location, location, location

Number Eight

Photographers tend to kill themselves; I don't know why.

Number Seven

For the theatre one needs long arms; it is better to have them too long than too short. An artiste with short arms can never, never make a fine gesture. --Roland Barthes

Number Six

Muji notebooks are the best of all in all respects.

Number Five

Maxwell House Colombian Coffee is very good; and I'm used to the expensive stuff!

Number Four

To maintain sanity, you must be able to maintain a playful relationship with life. For example, you can wear brown shoes with a black sweater in the house when no one's around.

Number Three

To stay up-to-date in the current cultural climate:

Acknowledge:

Not the freedom that isn't there, but the plenitude that is.

Not the depth that isn't there, but the amplitude that is.

Number Two

Moleskine notebook paper is of cheaper quality than Rhodia notebook paper in every respect.

Number One

You can use the same utensil for the same purpose for a week before you get disgusted with yourself.